“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
Groucho Marx
About
The inflating nostrils title for this blog is because I like to laugh…alot. However, my aircraft-hangar sized nostrils like to inflate as I throw my head back in hilarity at life. I’m not selling myself am I?…..
Let’s move on…..
This blog will be like a magazine: some meditative thoughts (and practices), some of my writing, funny things I’ve overheard, thoughts I have on life, loves, regrets, scribes of my eclectic life, single parenthood and talking to my paranoid cat.
Is that it?!
Well, it will be an evolving blog too. It will grow and get better….it can’t get any worse……
And, if nothing else, then you can follow me on social media while you’re sitting on the loo…
Who am I?
“Describe yourself in 5 words” they said. I can do 500 words….?
I’m 50 and a frustrated, but published, writer of poetry (Japanese Tanka poetry is my new craft), a lover of history but can never remember any of it, a weekend-hobbyist researcher of Family History – Forest Gump encapsulated my family history perfectly: “..you never quite know what you’re going to get…”, I love reading books (mainly non fiction on manifesting, monk lives or victorian crime…..!), I cannot live without Spotify, I love anything spiritual from cleansing my crystals (not a euphemism…) to wafting sage about my house to talking to dead people for advice or meditating with Archangels.
I am self-employed as a property landlord but also sell vintage glass and ceramics online – feel free to peruse….Kiss my Kitsch
I home educate my son as a single parent, manage a house, have my own teeth….and hair……I’m winning at life!
I’m direct, “Thanks but I’ll pass on that tempting offer…..”
I’m too honest “I think your prices are very low….”
I’m forgetful “Did I already pay you that £10 back?….”
I’m very romantic and tactile and love candles and Gin in the bath…(yes, together…)
……And I go on a bit……..
